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Zero Meows Given Black Mug

Zero Meows Given Black Mug

Regular price $19.95
Regular price $29.95 Sale price $19.95
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Made to OrderBecause mass-produced trash is beneath your cat.
Satisfaction PolicyProblem With Your Order? We’ll Make It Right.

Description

Apologetic? Never.
Bothered? Not even slightly.

This funny black cat mug is for cat lovers running on caffeine, sarcasm, and absolutely zero emotional availability. Bold, petty, and perfect for sipping coffee while silently refusing to care.

Zero meows. Zero regrets.

Features:

☕ Black ceramic coffee mug
😾 Bold “Zero Meows Given” graphic
🖤 Moody, sarcastic, desk-ready energy
🐈 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and professional nonsense-dodgers
🎁 Great gift for anyone fluent in side-eye

 

💀 Side effects may include silent judgment, ignored texts, and refusing to care on command.

Washing Instructions

Microwave and dishwasher safe

Mild detergent, no bleach, recommended to preserve quality

Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns

Free U.S. Shipping

Free Shipping on orders over $50 because your cat rewards commitment to the cause.

Processing & Delivery

• Made to order
•Ships within 2–5 business days
• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

International Orders

Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

Returns:

The “Satisfaction” Policy

Listen, we want you to be obsessed with your cat gear. Like, “my cat ignored it but I’m still emotionally attached” obsessed.

But if something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll fix it. That one’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

Damaged or defective? You’ll get a full refund. No dramatic courtroom speech required.

You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

The item needs to be unused and in the same condition you received it.

Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com — yes, real humans. No corporate robot pretending to care.

We’re not a soulless mega-brand. If something went sideways, just reach out. We’ll keep it fair, reasonable, and as low-drama as possible… unlike your cat at 3 a.m.

Policy may change, but we promise not to be weird about it.

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What You're Actually Getting

A 15oz funny cat mug with double-sided printing, original Thee Cats Meow designs, and enough attitude to make your morning coffee feel personally supervised.

Funny cat mug lifestyle mockup in a cozy home workspace with a cat nearby

Bigger Mug. Better Judgment.

This is a 15oz ceramic mug, not one of those tiny “two sips and it’s over” situations. Each design is printed on both sides, so the sarcasm shows whether you’re holding it left-handed, right-handed, or dramatically staring into the distance.

These designs are original to Thee Cats Meow — made for cat people who like their coffee strong, their humor petty, and their mugs with a little more personality than average.

Funny cat mug customer service lifestyle mockup with laptop packing area thank you card and cat

Customer Service for Cat People

If something goes sideways, we’ll help fix it. Real human support, clear communication, and no corporate nonsense — because buying a funny cat mug should be easy, even if your personality isn’t.

    Questions? The Cat is Judging.

    Where are you located?

    Thee Cats Meow is a US-based shop. Our products are printed and shipped from production partners in the USA whenever possible, because your emotional-support sarcasm deserves a decent shipping route.

    Will I get tracking for my order?

    Yep. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh it like a totally normal person.

    What size should I order?

    Check the size chart before you commit. These are made-to-order, so guessing wildly is not the power move. For a looser, “don’t perceive me” fit, size up.

    What are your products made of?

    Our tees exclusively use proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton to create some of the softest garments on the market. Soft enough for daily wear, couch judging, and avoiding plans you never wanted to make anyway.

    How do I contact you?

    Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com. Be nice-ish. We’re people too. Unfortunately.