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Zero Claws Given Tee

Zero Claws Given Tee

Regular price $34.95
Regular price $49.95 Sale price $34.95
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Color: Black
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Secure CheckoutYour card info is not our cat’s business.
Made to OrderBecause mass-produced trash is beneath your cat.
Satisfaction PolicyProblem With Your Order? We’ll Make It Right.

Description

Petty? Naturally.
Apologetic? Not today.

This funny cat tee is for cat lovers with soft fur energy and a hard “absolutely not” attitude. Moody, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone whose cat taught them that boundaries are best delivered with claws out.

Cute face. Criminal intent.

Features:

😾 Soft unisex fit
🐈 Distressed cat attitude graphic
☁️ Lightweight everyday comfort
🖤 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and professional grudge-holders
👖 Easy to style with jeans, joggers, or your “try me” face

 

💀 Side effects may include side-eye, bad manners, and giving exactly zero claws.

Washing Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns

Free U.S. Shipping

Free Shipping on orders over $50 because your cat rewards commitment to the cause.

Processing & Delivery

• Made to order
•Ships within 2–5 business days
• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

International Orders

Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

Returns:

The “Satisfaction” Policy

Listen, we want you to be obsessed with your cat gear. Like, “my cat ignored it but I’m still emotionally attached” obsessed.

But if something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll fix it. That one’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

Damaged or defective? You’ll get a full refund. No dramatic courtroom speech required.

You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

The item needs to be unused and in the same condition you received it.

Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com — yes, real humans. No corporate robot pretending to care.

We’re not a soulless mega-brand. If something went sideways, just reach out. We’ll keep it fair, reasonable, and as low-drama as possible… unlike your cat at 3 a.m.

Policy may change, but we promise not to be weird about it.

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What You're Actually Getting

Soft Bella + Canvas tees made with eco-friendly production practices — because your cat-person attitude deserves better than stiff, scratchy nonsense.

Soft Tee. Sharp Attitude.

This isn’t one of those stiff shirts you wear once and banish to the back of the closet. These Bella + Canvas tees are soft, breathable, and made with cleaner dye and production practices, so you can be petty, comfortable, and slightly more responsible at the same time.

Original Thee Cats Meow designs, printed for cat people who like their shirts with sarcasm, standards, and very limited patience.

Funny cat mug customer service lifestyle mockup with laptop packing area thank you card and cat

Customer Service For Cat People

If something goes sideways, we’ll help fix it. Real human support, clear communication, and no corporate nonsense — because buying a funny cat shirt should be easy, even if your personality isn’t.

Questions? The Cat is Judging.

Where are you located?

Thee Cats Meow is a US-based shop. Our products are printed and shipped from production partners in the USA whenever possible, because your emotional-support sarcasm deserves a decent shipping route.

Will I get tracking for my order?

Yep. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh it like a totally normal person.

What size should I order?

Check the size chart before you commit. These are made-to-order, so guessing wildly is not the power move. For a looser, “don’t perceive me” fit, size up.

What are your products made of?

Our tees exclusively use proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton to create some of the softest garments on the market. Soft enough for daily wear, couch judging, and avoiding plans you never wanted to make anyway.

How do I contact you?

Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com. Be nice-ish. We’re people too. Unfortunately.