The Holiday Grouch Apron

When “holiday spirit” feels more like “holiday leave me alone.” 😾

Because not everyone’s feeling jolly — some of us are just trying to survive the kitchen without decking the halls or the in-laws.

🐾 Details:
💚 Full-color print featuring The Holiday Grouch himself (festive but fed up)
✨ Vibrant green background with red lettering that pops like holiday drama
🧵 Lightweight, durable polyester — spills slide off like unsolicited small talk
👩🏽‍🍳 One size fits all (because everyone deserves to look this good while judging cookies)
🔥 Machine washable — toss it in after you’ve “accidentally” burned the gingerbread

🎁 Perfect for:
– Cat moms with an attitude problem 😹
– Holiday hosts who didn’t actually volunteer
– The kitchen scrooge who still wants to look cute doing it

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a dash of sarcasm and a splash of sass.