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Split Face Cat Tee

Split Face Cat Tee

Regular price $34.95
Regular price $49.95 Sale price $34.95
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Color: Grape
Size: S
Secure CheckoutYour card info is not our cat’s business.
Made to OrderBecause mass-produced trash is beneath your cat.
Satisfaction PolicyProblem With Your Order? We’ll Make It Right.

Description

Sweet? Half of me.
Suspicious? The other half.

This minimalist cat tee is for cat lovers with dual personalities: soft until bothered, then fully unavailable. Moody, simple, and perfect for anyone who can go from cuddly to criminally judgmental in under three seconds.

Two sides. Both judging you.

Features:

🐈‍⬛ Soft Comfort Colors tee
🖤 Minimal split-face cat graphic
☁️ Relaxed, lived-in comfort
😾 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and emotionally inconsistent little gremlins
👖 Easy to style with jeans, leggings, or your “depends who’s asking” face

 

💀 Side effects may include mood swings, silent judgment, and pretending your bad side is the cat’s fault.

Washing Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns

Free U.S. Shipping

Free Shipping on orders over $50 because your cat rewards commitment to the cause.

Processing & Delivery

• Made to order
•Ships within 2–5 business days
• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

International Orders

Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

Returns:

The “Satisfaction” Policy

Listen, we want you to be obsessed with your cat gear. Like, “my cat ignored it but I’m still emotionally attached” obsessed.

But if something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll fix it. That one’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

Damaged or defective? You’ll get a full refund. No dramatic courtroom speech required.

You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

The item needs to be unused and in the same condition you received it.

Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com — yes, real humans. No corporate robot pretending to care.

We’re not a soulless mega-brand. If something went sideways, just reach out. We’ll keep it fair, reasonable, and as low-drama as possible… unlike your cat at 3 a.m.

Policy may change, but we promise not to be weird about it.

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The Details That Matter

Premium-weight, garment-dyed tees with a relaxed, lived-in feel—soft from day one and sturdy enough for regular wear, repeated washing, cat hair, and your cat’s constant judgment.

Premium Weight. Relaxed Feel.

This isn’t one of those stiff, flimsy shirts you wear once and banish to the back of the closet. These Comfort Colors tees are heavyweight, garment-dyed, and soft-washed for a relaxed, broken-in feel that actually holds up after laundry day.

Original Thee Cats Meow designs for cat people with sarcasm, standards, and very limited patience.

Customer Service For Cat People

If something goes sideways, we’ll help fix it. Real human support, clear communication, and no corporate nonsense — because buying a funny cat shirt should be easy, even if your personality isn’t.

Questions? The Cat is Judging.

Where are you located?

Thee Cats Meow is a US-based shop. Our products are printed and shipped from production partners in the USA whenever possible, because your emotional-support sarcasm deserves a decent shipping route.

Will I get tracking for my order?

Yep. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh it like a totally normal person.

What size should I order?

Check the size chart before you commit. These are made-to-order, so guessing wildly is not the power move.

What are your products made of?

Our tees are made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel with rich, slightly vintage-looking color. The Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit and heavyweight construction that feels substantial without sacrificing comfort. Soft enough for couch judging. Sturdy enough for public disapproval.

How do I contact you?

Email us at support@theecatsmeow.com. Be nice-ish. We’re people too. Unfortunately.