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Social Battery Tee

Social Battery Tee

Regular price $34.95 USD
Regular price $49.95 USD Sale price $34.95 USD
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Made to OrderBecause mass-produced trash is beneath your cat.
Satisfaction PolicyProblem With Your Order? We’ll Make It Right.

Social? Critically low.
Cat tolerance? Fully charged.

This low-battery tee is for the ones running on fumes, sarcasm, and the emotional support of a judgmental cat. Featuring a clean battery-style graphic with introvert energy, it’s equal parts relatable, petty, and aggressively unavailable.

Recharge away from humans.

Features:

🔋 Soft unisex fit
🐈 Funny social battery cat graphic
🖤 Lightweight everyday comfort
😾 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, homebodies, and people who leave early on purpose
👖 Easy to style with jeans, joggers, or your “please don’t talk to me” face

 

💀 Side effects may include ignoring texts, canceling plans, and choosing the cat every time.

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• Made to order

• Ships within 2–5 business days

• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

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Returns & Exchanges

Each item is made just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it—no hassle.

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