Ho.. Ho.. No. Hoodie

Not everyone’s feeling “fa la la” this season — and that’s okay.
The Ho.. Ho.. No. Hoodie is for the ones who show up, sip cocoa, and silently question why Christmas music starts in October.

Featuring bold holiday colors and a cheeky Santa hat accent, this hoodie keeps it playful without crossing the naughty list. It’s cozy, soft, and made for every certified Scrooge, introvert, or reluctant holiday participant.

🎄 Details:

• Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend (grinch-proof comfort)

• Unisex fit for all shapes, sizes, and levels of sarcasm

• Printed design that survives the wash (unlike your patience)

• Perfect for casual wear, family photos, or pretending to enjoy caroling

👕 Pair it with:
The Holiday Grouch hoodie for the full “Parent & Mini Grouch” look — because matching sarcasm is the real family tradition.