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Retired Not My Problem Anymore Tee

Retired Not My Problem Anymore Tee

$34.95
$34.95
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Secure CheckoutYour card info is not our cat’s business.
Made to OrderBecause mass-produced trash is beneath your cat.
Satisfaction PolicyProblem With Your Order? We’ll Make It Right.

Working? Finished.
Caring? Also finished.

This funny cat tee is for retired cat lovers who clocked out, sat down, and officially stopped accepting everyone else’s nonsense. Bold, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone entering their “ask somebody else” era.

Retired means retired. Read the newspaper.

Features:

😾 Soft unisex fit
📰 Funny retired cat graphic
☁️ Lightweight everyday comfort
🐈 Perfect for retirees, cat lovers, coworkers, and people done being useful
👖 Easy to style with jeans, joggers, or your “not my department” face

 

💀 Side effects may include ignoring requests, suspiciously long coffee breaks, and saying “not my problem” with full legal confidence.

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• Made to order

• Ships within 2–5 business days

• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

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Returns & Exchanges

Each item is made just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it—no hassle.

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