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Less People More Catnip Tee

Less People More Catnip Tee

$34.95
$34.95
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Social? No thanks.
Medicinal? Probably.

This funny cat tee is for cat lovers who need fewer humans, more catnip, and a legally questionable amount of personal space. Retro, petty, and perfect for anyone whose ideal vibe is relaxed, unreachable, and lightly feral.

Less people. More questionable coping mechanisms.

Features:

😾 Soft Comfort Colors tee
🌿 Bold retro catnip graphic
☁️ Relaxed, lived-in comfort
🐈 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, plant people, and professional people-avoiders
👖 Easy to style with jeans, leggings, or your “do not perceive me” face

 

💀 Side effects may include avoiding texts, zoning out, and treating social plans like a controlled substance.

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• Made to order

• Ships within 2–5 business days

• Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days after shipping

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Returns & Exchanges

Each item is made just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it—no hassle.

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