Cat Standoff Tee

Friendly? No.
Mutual respect? Barely.

This cat tee is for people with two moods: suspicious and more suspicious. Moody, minimalist, and perfect for cat lovers who understand that sometimes the only thing worse than one judgmental cat is two of them silently plotting.

Two cats. Zero witnesses.

Features:

🐈‍⬛ Soft unisex fit
🖤 Moody two-cat silhouette graphic
☁️ Lightweight everyday comfort
😾 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and people with suspicious energy
👖 Easy to style with jeans, joggers, or your “I know what you did” face

💀 Side effects may include silent judgment, weird staring contests, and feeling like you just interrupted a private meeting.