{"product_id":"zero-meows-given-mug","title":"Zero Meows Given Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"82\"\u003eApologetic? Never.\u003cbr data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"54\"\u003eBothered? Not even slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"271\"\u003eThis funny cat mug is for cat lovers running on caffeine, sarcasm, and absolutely zero emotional availability. Bold, petty, and perfect for sipping coffee while silently refusing to care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"298\"\u003eZero meows. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"533\"\u003e☕ Ceramic coffee mug\u003cbr data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"334\"\u003e😾 Bold “Zero Meows Given” graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"371\"\u003e☁️ Comfortable handle for daily sipping\u003cbr data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"413\"\u003e🐈 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and professional nonsense-dodgers\u003cbr data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"488\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for anyone fluent in side-eye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"631\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"631\"\u003e💀 Side effects may include silent judgment, ignored texts, and refusing to care on command.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48252248621301,"sku":"24624001612722849814","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9170\/6869\/files\/20260610171118-1f164ef6-54a2-61e2-b98b-7ab285b2c36f.png?v=1781112121","url":"https:\/\/www.theecatsmeow.com\/products\/zero-meows-given-mug","provider":"Thee Cats Meow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}