{"product_id":"zero-meows-given-black-mug","title":"Zero Meows Given Black Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"39\" data-end=\"88\"\u003eApologetic? Never.\u003cbr data-start=\"57\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eBothered? Not even slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"283\"\u003eThis funny black cat mug is for cat lovers running on caffeine, sarcasm, and absolutely zero emotional availability. Bold, petty, and perfect for sipping coffee while silently refusing to care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"310\"\u003eZero meows. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"321\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"550\"\u003e☕ Black ceramic coffee mug\u003cbr data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e😾 Bold “Zero Meows Given” graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"389\"\u003e🖤 Moody, sarcastic, desk-ready energy\u003cbr data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"430\"\u003e🐈 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and professional nonsense-dodgers\u003cbr data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for anyone fluent in side-eye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e💀 Side effects may include silent judgment, ignored texts, and refusing to care on command.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48252450930933,"sku":"22891699948635331497","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9170\/6869\/files\/20260610173112-1f164f22-cb4f-6822-ae03-1697dc095212.png?v=1781112813","url":"https:\/\/www.theecatsmeow.com\/products\/zero-meows-given-black-mug","provider":"Thee Cats Meow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}