{"product_id":"unhinged-and-hydrated-mug","title":"Unhinged And Hydrated Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eStable? No.\u003cbr data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eHydrated? Weirdly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"294\"\u003eThis funny cat mug is for cat lovers doing their best, drinking their water, and still behaving like a goblin with a caffeine problem. Chaotic, sarcastic, and perfect for sipping through your latest “wellness” spiral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eSip water. Stay feral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"565\"\u003e☕ Ceramic coffee mug\u003cbr data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"354\"\u003e💧 Funny unhinged cat graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"386\"\u003e☁️ Comfortable handle for daily sipping\u003cbr data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e😾 Perfect for cat lovers, chaos gremlins, and emotionally hydrated disasters\u003cbr data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"508\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for anyone calling poor choices self-care\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"82\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"676\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"676\"\u003e💀 Side effects may include stress sipping, fake wellness, and making one more bad decision for the plot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48252608545013,"sku":"33942921034567466505","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9170\/6869\/files\/20260610174017-1f164f37-1dd5-6844-8393-7a3efb8e09fd.png?v=1781113543","url":"https:\/\/www.theecatsmeow.com\/products\/unhinged-and-hydrated-mug","provider":"Thee Cats Meow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}