{"product_id":"retired-off-the-clock-mug","title":"Retired Off The Clock Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"76\"\u003eWorking? Done.\u003cbr data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"55\"\u003eCaring? Discontinued.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eThis funny cat mug is for retired cat lovers who have officially clocked out and stopped accepting everyone else’s problems. Grumpy, sarcastic, and perfect for sipping coffee while practicing the sacred art of not being available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eOff the clock. Out of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"635\"\u003e☕ Black ceramic coffee mug\u003cbr data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"383\"\u003e😾 Funny retired cat graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"414\"\u003e🖤 Bold “off the clock” retirement design\u003cbr data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"458\"\u003e🐈 Perfect for retirees, cat lovers, coworkers, and people done being useful\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for retirement parties, birthdays, or anyone entering their “ask someone else” era\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"97\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e💀 Side effects may include ignored requests, permanent coffee breaks, and saying “not my problem” with retirement authority.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48343955734773,"sku":"28384791839194913190","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9170\/6869\/files\/20260701180012-1f17576b-4c46-6e84-9821-9a59d5b2c437.png?v=1782929163","url":"https:\/\/www.theecatsmeow.com\/products\/retired-off-the-clock-mug","provider":"Thee Cats Meow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}