{"product_id":"retired-currently-ignoring-everyone-mug","title":"Retired Currently Ignoring Everyone Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"91\"\u003eAvailable? No.\u003cbr data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"69\"\u003eRetired? Aggressively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"322\"\u003eThis funny cat mug is for retired cat lovers who have officially left the workforce, the group chat, and everyone’s problems behind. Grumpy, sarcastic, and perfect for sipping coffee while pretending you forgot how to be helpful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eRetirement: because ignoring everyone deserves a beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"393\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e☕ Ceramic coffee mug\u003cbr data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"418\"\u003e😾 Funny retired grumpy cat graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e☁️ Comfortable handle for daily sipping\u003cbr data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"498\"\u003e🐈 Perfect for retirees, cat lovers, coworkers, and professional people-avoiders\u003cbr data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e🎁 Great gift for retirement parties, birthdays, or anyone done being useful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"67\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e💀 Side effects may include ignored calls, unanswered favors, and saying “ask someone employed” before noon.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48343938236661,"sku":"87196776274901431206","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/9170\/6869\/files\/20260701175447-1f17575f-33b1-63f8-9d5a-82f1a8675640.png?v=1782928875","url":"https:\/\/www.theecatsmeow.com\/products\/retired-currently-ignoring-everyone-mug","provider":"Thee Cats Meow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}